Creating a Space Marine Chapter...

I have long imagined myself creating my own chapter of Space Marines. Imagined but never actually achieved. Games Workshop have done a fabulous job of developing a wide range of interesting chapters with evocative lore and cool colour schemes. Whatever background and style I previously came up with always fell short of existing standards. If it ain't broken y'know.

Things changed when a friend sent me a load of Primaris marines as part of a trade. Should I add them to my Celestial Lions? Honestly they had enough units already. This was the push I needed to take the plunge and fulfill an old dream.

Where to begin?

First things first. What did I find cool? 

• Greek Mythology
• Particularly Athena and Artemis
• Spears
• Sculpting fur on models
• Badass ladies
• Hunting/Outdoors survival
• I don't hunt living creatures but the skills are fun to practice
• Non-codex chapters
• Secret rites and rituals
• Cawl creating traitor successor chapters on the sly
• Impressive hats

Working through the list a basic outline of the chapter took shape. They would be secretive/hiding something and any who set eyes upon it would be hunted down like the legend of Artemis and Actaeon. Their selection process would involve ancient forest that aspirants must hunt and survive on their journey. Veterans would devote themselves to strategy and be valued for their wisdom as much as martial prowess. The core tactical unit would be  Assault Intercessors with chainaxes to evoke the survivalist aspect. Their fortress monastery would be on the moon of the planet they recruit from. They would be White Scars successors... honest guv'nr.

A name and badge

It was tempting to be 'Lunar something' and drop heavy hints as to their true genetic heritage. I fought the temptation to go full on Ancient Greece with a faux Greek/pig latin mash up to make linguists cry. As I wanted white armour (a decision I will likely regret) it made sense to consider azure/silver/white/pale as possible elements to the name.

Stumbling on a simple symbol that could be printed on custom shoulder pads moved things forward. Featuring a pair of antlers I needed to highlight that the chapter was actually largely made of women. 'Huntresses' was tempting but felt like dedicating to a style of combat that suggested snipers and infiltrators rather than heroic Greek warriors. 

After seeking some input from other folks the final decision was made. The 'Silver Hinds' were born.

Realising the dream

Time to get the model clippers out. Raiding the bitz box I found a couple of Owls from the Sylvaneth kits which would nod to Athena. A hunting horn from the old Brettonian Archers symbolising Artemis. Spears could be made from plasticard. I held back on making hoplite style shields because I wanted to retain the standard template of Imperial equipment, they aren't a chapter famed for artifice or overly generous supplies. High Elf spares provided crescents for the Blade Guard back packs. At this point I began work of the veteran units known for their wisdom and strategic thinking...

With a solid look on the leadership it was time for troops. Much less ornamented as a whole I needed a clear battlefield denotation of the sergeants. A look in the Lumineth spares gave the answer. Sergeants of the Silver Hinds would sport impressive plumes as a symbol of their prowess. I had also spotted Thunder Hammers in the codex entry so they were a must. Chainaxes would be used instead of chainswords in the rest of the squad...

It's worth taking a moment to say these models are still works in progress and will see additions or changes as the project moves forward.

Non-codex nomenclature

Stepping away from the Codex Astartes offers opportunity for fun and personalisation. The only reason to have a set of rigid, in universe rules is to watch everyone breaking them. Hinting at their secret origins and rituals the Chapter would be split into Hunting Lodges rather than Companies. Leadership of a Hunting Lodge is in the hands of a Lodge Mistress (equivalent to Lieutenant), Captains would instead be Stratagoi who form a council assigning Lodges to a particular Stratagos as required. Lodge Priestesses would see to the rites and rituals of the Chapter as a Chaplain would. A Stratagos is accompanied by one or more of her personal Companions serving as Blade Guard Veterans. These companions providing counsel and camaraderie in the style of the Mournival. As for Chapter Master? They don't do that kind of thing here, that's what the council of Stratagoi is for.

In summary...

• Captain - Stratagos
• Lieutenant  - Lodge Mistress
• Chaplain - Lodge Priestess
• Blade Guard Veterans - Sacred Band
• Squad Sergeant - Huntress
• Ancient - N/A as they don't strike me as very flag based 
• Apothecary - ??
• Librarian - ??

What next?

I have a lot of modelling work to finish on the existing models. Then I need to assemble a unit of bikes in a style that fits the Chapter. Finalise a colour scheme based on pre-Heresy Luna Wolves. All the while refining the chapter lore into something more solid and presentable. Keep and eye out for more folx.

So about those Lumineth...

I am seriously overdue on my Lumineth analysis. I blame a year of agonising wrist pain (now thankfully cured) and youngest child transforming from baby to rampaging toddler. Honestly it's like living with a Gobbo wired on mushroom brew. Sorry, what was I talking about?

My precious, precious High Elves return

High Elves were my first Warhammer Fantasy Battle Army. I loved them to bits, their models were beautiful, their lore intriguing and they were reasonably straight forward to play. Naturally I lost every game I ever played with them to the point it was a running joke. In a fit of frustration I sold my lovingly painted Elves and purchased an Empire army. The losing streak ended with the flash of powder and roar of guns.

I vowed to one day return to my first love, the High Elves. Then they blew up the Old World. Age of Sigmar was alright and all but it just lacked that certain... High Elfness. Then the Lumineth arrived. It was love at first sight.

I love this style and colour scheme.

Such beautiful models

Look at them. I mean seriously. LOOK AT THEM! The flowing robes, the delicate curves of their armour, the elegant weaponry, the hats that stretch for miles. I can't even truly articulate the beauty of Lumineth hats. Plumes that could put a burlesque performance to shame rise to the very skies. Cows, actual heads of figurative cows adorning tapered cones of phallic symbology. A fukken cow-giant-mountain-spirit-realm with hammers the size of a very big thing. That lady with the sadness magic and bowl of incense.

That was just my first reaction. Games Workshop were holding out on us and have now shown Kangaroo cavalry, flying Fox spirits, a mage riding a cloud to battle like Dragonball Z just jumped into the mortal realms. I haven't even mentioned the well groomed guy holding a sword whilst his Sister leaps over him in her sweet 80's jumpsuit.

There was also a new Teclis model in there at some point. That guy can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Archer-Fox-Spirit-Flying-Awesomeness

Alrighty, the Codex then?

At first read the Lumineth Codex was a fascinating insight into the Realm of Light and the Elves that had long been missing from AoS. I mean sure we had the Straw Feminist cult of Morathi and the Little Mermaid Elves. Both those factions were full of beautiful models, intriguing lore and loads of reasons to hate Teclis for his bullshit.

As the pages turned we got the same information rewritten slightly. Ultimately the Lumineth codex was too little butter spread across too much bread. You can only read so many pages talking about how Teclis felt bad. How he liked to go off being the martyr to find a magical fix instead of actually buckling down and showing some emotional maturity for once. I mean, the writers didn't actually think he looks the hero do they? First he screws up so badly his children hide under the sea to escape his bullshit. Then he tries again and encourages everyone to treat the realm of Light like a kind of horrific Silicone Valley tech bro paradise, with all the irresponsibility and zero self awareness that entails. It's such an Elon Musk type approach to look at the fall out and decide it's easier to go to the moon than put in any real work.

There are gems in the rough though. Actually the whole thing is an absolute gem if you pretend Teclis doesn't exist. High Elves who are classically arrogant yet meet their comeuppance and reconcile with the realm through genuine contrition. I cannot begin to express how refreshing that is as a concept. Naturally that seems to be entirely forgotten once they step outside the Realm of Light because there are some things GW just can't let go of. I don't want to nay say a lot of hard work folk have put in but seriously, either the Elves learn from their mistakes or they are arrogant fools. It's downright lazy to offer something new yet remain tied to the old tropes

Iliatha, always Iliatha.

The Great Nations

There are eight great nations in the Realm of Light. Much like there were kingdoms of Ulthuan but with less of a focus on specialised units and more of a focus on cultural difference. Four nations are blank slates to be filled in when Tyrion shows up. One nation does magic, one nation is all about being one with the Mountain spirits, one nation is something like crafting or whatever and the best nation is Iliatha. 

Iliatha is a Matriarchy which means there was no actual effort to explore what that actually means but that's what it is. Presumably the other nations are meritocracies? Whatever, GW did the minimal effort girl power thing here. Iliatha have a history of cloning and motherhood which means a moment of thought throws up all sorts of beautiful stuff like detaching biology from parenthood, epic level polyamory and the kind of family reunions that involve hiring out an entire hotel.

Honestly I don't even have anything to say about any great nation that isn't Iliatha.

This is so awesome I cannot even.

You're a wizard...

Playing Lumineth is both beautifully straight forward and hideously complex. Everyone is a Wizard. The Spears stand and murder anything that gets into combat with them using mortal wounds, the Bows shoot anything that gets into line of sight or hides because the Lumineth have discovered gravity, the Horses charge stuff and in classic High Elf style get one turn of dangerous sword play before being torn to shreds. Everyone is a Wizard. If you want to hold an objective you sit cow-hammer Elves on it. Everyone is a Wizard. If you want to sink a huge amount of points into a massive cow-mountain-spirit-giant-hammer time you take one of them. Everyone is a Wizard.The mages support their respective troop type and the Spirit of Altharion is a murder machine with like zero synergy. Did I mention everyone is a Wizard except Altharion?

Then you get to the magic phase and oh gosh it's token time and rolling and choosing what you need to cast. Magic is where you win or lose a battle as the Lumineth. Do you move your spears forward at breakneck pace to grab an objective, hoping like anything enough units make their casting roll to offer mutual support? Do you tie up your opponents with sadness magic? Will your horses actually get a spell off at all or have you holding your head in your hands? Can you actually remember what all those tokens mean and when to apply their rules? 

If you want solid and reliable magic to really bring a Lumineth force together and excel; you take Teclis. With his ability to auto-cast spells of eye watering power at a rate that makes Nagash jealous, Teclis is a stunning powerhouse of magical joy. Unfortunately he is Teclis so fuck that guy.

What the newly revealed models mean for playing Lumineth we shall have to wait and see. I absolutely must have Flying Fox Spirit and Goku mage regardless. Also Everyone is a Wizard.

Good grief this book was dull.

In summary

The Lumineth are a showcase of beautiful and delicate models (how the heck do you transport 40 pikes safely?) that encompass the best of the Old World High Elves alongside the larger than life aesthetics of the Mortal Realms. Their hats bring joy to the world with their opulent plumes or cows. They tick all my boxes.

The lore is tantalising yet disordered and with both intentional and lazy gaps that I look forward to seeing filled out. With a bit of love and a lot of time the Lumineth background will inspire narratives and offer a refreshingly new personality to the noble Elf trope. With a continued focus on Teclis and a tendency to fall back on old ideas the Lumineth will be a disjointed mish-mash of conflicting ideals. I want the former but suspect the latter will be what we see moving forward. Already we see the facist/elf supremacist characters jumping up in fiction where callously murdering humans and looking down on them for having facial hair is somehow seen as interesting rather than overdone garbage. Did I say Iliatha is a Matriarchy? They won't do anything interesting with that in the writing department.

As for the rules. They are solid. Easy to learn, hard to master. Entirely fitting for an elite army of Elves. I can't offer any higher praise than that to be honest. A++.

I will continue to throw any money I can spare at every new Lumineth release from now until they blow up the Mortal Realms. They look gorgeous, have plenty of things for me to be angry about and play on the table in a way my mind can comprehend. Teclis needs his head kicked in.